The thousands of twitchers that flocked to Cleveland to see a White-breasted Robin, have finally come clean and admitted that what they were actually watching was the BBC Springwatch presenter Kate Humble sunbathing topless.
The cloak of secrecy was removed after one birder, Steve Lister, confessed that the White-throated Robin story was a red herring designed to mask the real truth.
“You don’t think that this many people would turn up for a real bird would you? I mean, Kate Humble is a well known celebrity and we didn’t just want any Peeping Tom, Dick or Harry rocking-up did we?”
Despite only fleeting glimpses of the White-breasted Humble, most punters left satisfied, albeit with a slightly empty feeling.
“To be honest, I don’t know where I go from hear”, said one dejected observer.
As you can guess, not much to report from Connah’s Quay this morning…
Until later.
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